Two Fived

To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch

Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.

by CizzyMonster August 6, 2010

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

E Foxed

When you are completely outclassed intellectually, in chess, and in combat.

Etymolygigy: E Fox is one of the greatest intellectuals to ever crack open a book. She will DESTEROY your FEEBLE mind with FACTS AND LOGIC

Sam could not handle the high level of theory. He had not even read Fanon. He was E Foxed.

by gamer223344 December 20, 2020

Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

Fifed

When one grows tired of playing FIFA due to playing too much or losing in a humiliating fashion.

Thank god we have to go now, I was getting fifed anyway.

by mynameisjohnr December 30, 2009

your fired

trumpet

trump: your fired noob
person: noooooooooooo

by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 13, 2020

Fiedler

A du mass who has no vision of the real world. It likes only video games and sucky movies(sci-fi). it also has an iq lower than it's show size

hi. i am fiedler. i like only videogames. i am also retarded to the highest level of matrix.
my iq is half of my showsize, which is 9

by Tim Snitcherberry December 2, 2004