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Fixed

How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
Hym "That's definitely fixed. The mental retardation isn't going anywhere. Retard war 2025!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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fix kit

a discrete container (usually portable) containing drugs & drug paraphernalia used by addicts to dose themselves. a "fix kit" has everything needed to get high. a fix kit for cocaine might include a baggie, a small mirror, a razor blade, & a coke straw.
Trust me that man is a junkie. I saw him pull out his fix kit just a minute ago, right before he went to the bathroom.
by megaghost November 26, 2023
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fix

A: Gehen wir heute was essen?
B: Fix!
by pahsi February 6, 2019
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Heart fixed

Having your heart fixed after it being broken
Andrew: I'm not really heart fixed after Ruby 💞
by Person.. June 10, 2022
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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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Fix it

Is THIS supposed to constitute you giving ME the credit? Or, oh, THAT? Yeah, I mean, if you tried to have an imposter do it, of course it didn't work. I didn't say 'Give an imposter the credit and the money' I said 'give ME that.' You're trying to avoid doing the thing I said. You are not 'ME.' I don't know what about that you do not get and whatever you did doesn't constitute the thing I said.
Hym "No. Meeting the 3 factor verification will fix it. If you already tried and it didn't work that's because you tried to do it with a not-me. The pronoun confusion is really bad for you, isn't it? You need to stop trying to prove whatever the fuck this is to yourself. You're just not. I am."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2025
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fixing word

A word to replace a cuss word so you don't get the dickins.
Person 1: Sh*t that hurt.
Person 2: That's not polite use a fixing word so you don't get my miscket grabbers.
by Cool Roblox June 6, 2017
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