Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

Ehren Mcghehey

Ehren stars in Jackass & he also has a small roll in the movie "Grind". He calls himself "Danger Ehren" and performs stunts such as "Blindfolded skatebording, The Meter fairy, The Human Bulls-eye." & many more.

You should not diss Ehren as he teaches us the most important lesson in life, "Safety First."

He's also very hot. :

Ehren Mcghehey: Safety First, and always use protection.

by BowlingForHolli December 14, 2008

Do you even drift?

A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"

Dude you got fourth place, do you even drift?

by Dagos January 11, 2013

Ehrenmann

When Lurimer helps you to get into your new Hobby and uses his SPARE TIME to support you.
"Ehrenmann" means "man of honor" and is often used after someone did something nice.

"Lui is übel der Ehrenmann"

by shavvty March 5, 2020

elvenkin

Generic name applied to elven Otherkin, being them any race ever existant, yet name themselves elven. Also shortened to "elven".

You're a Draconic, she's a Were, I'm Elvenkin.

by wyvren_hunter February 21, 2005

Event Bombing

The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!

High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.

"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"

"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"

by terrorfall April 24, 2010