swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014

muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

you donkey

A term for people who don't curse. This word means you jackass. Used in mainly 4-7 grade.

Me in 4th grade:"You ugly donkey."

Me now"You ugly jackass!" You Donkey meaning another word for ass or jackass.

by Amoniglue November 24, 2017

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

wind donkey

a fart

man i just passed a nasty wind donkey

by Gavin Amra November 24, 2018