Definitions by Marg24

muddy donkey diver 

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

muddy donkey diver by Marg24 July 6, 2015