Dutch Crunch

After dutch ovening someone you assault their face with Trail Spice

Ark: AH FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Cully: Well you're about to get dutch crunched! EAT TRAIL SPICE BITCH!
Ark: AAAAAAAAHHHHH FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

by HAMSANDWICHDICKS August 14, 2010

nestle crunch

The result of having diarrhea after eating trail mix

"You think the hershey's squirts are bad? Last night I ate a bag of trail mix and some bad hot wings ... I was dropping nestle crunch all night long."

by smoog July 19, 2007

Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

Captain Crunch

The most famous phreak of all time, who discovered that the whistles that came in boxes of Captain Crunch cereal emitted perfect 2600 Hz tones. 2600Hz was the frequency used by Bell's switching systems to indicate a trunk being freed. By sending 2600Hz after making a call to a WATs line after they hung up, you could trick the phone network into giving you another dial tone, on which you are not charged. You could then send MF tones to dial your second (free) call. Steve Wozniac, co-founder of apple computer supposedly used this trick to prank the pope without paying anything or being at all traceable. None of this stuff works anymore, of course.

Captain Crunch whistles are now sold out of the back of 2600 magazines for $99. But they don't actually do anything anymore.

by W8Something November 6, 2004

Crunch

When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.

Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.
Stud: I know, that's because I've just had some crunch.

by Superawesomefantastic August 5, 2011

Concha

Yes, technically it means the Mexican sweet bread or “pan dulce” and it’s also a slang to mean a woman’s vagina, but this NEW meaning is defined as someone that’s soft like a concha and a “pussy” in terms of when a person(typically a guy) is a afraid to do something that requires a risk or precaution(s).

Concha(noun): to be weak or afraid to do something. A coward.

Tequan: Bro, Jennifer has been checking you out every morning before shift. You should get at her.

Payton: Ahahaa nooo, Bro Bro. I’m good. I doubt she’s checking me out. She’s always smiling. Because she’s just nice.

Alejandro: Payton, stop being a freaking “CONCHA”. It’s now or never. And what’s the worst thing that could happen? File a report a that you harassed her? Hahaha

Payton: Concha? Isn’t that the Mexican bread? How am I a concha?

Alejandro: It means you’re soft bro. You’re scared and cowardice to do something. It’s just a joke.

by EagleReaper October 10, 2019

crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007