She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
The resultant covered penis of heavily lubricated anal sex, looking much like a finger coated in butter.
After I was done with her I had a huge butterfinger, so I smacked her on the forehead with it a few times to get some of the shit off.
by smoog September 06, 2008
"You think the hershey's squirts are bad? Last night I ate a bag of trail mix and some bad hot wings ... I was dropping nestle crunch all night long."
by smoog July 19, 2007
Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.
"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."
by smoog September 29, 2007