beer

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

by smoog August 13, 2004

butterfinger

The resultant covered penis of heavily lubricated anal sex, looking much like a finger coated in butter.

After I was done with her I had a huge butterfinger, so I smacked her on the forehead with it a few times to get some of the shit off.

by smoog September 6, 2008

nestle crunch

The result of having diarrhea after eating trail mix

"You think the hershey's squirts are bad? Last night I ate a bag of trail mix and some bad hot wings ... I was dropping nestle crunch all night long."

by smoog July 19, 2007

dirty gindlesperger

Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.

"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."

by smoog September 29, 2007