Definitions by smoog

butterfinger 

The resultant covered penis of heavily lubricated anal sex, looking much like a finger coated in butter.

After I was done with her I had a huge butterfinger, so I smacked her on the forehead with it a few times to get some of the shit off.

butterfinger by smoog September 6, 2008

dirty gindlesperger

Closely related to a dirty sanchez, this is when a man sticks a finger, his dong, or another similarly shaped organ into a woman's ass then draws a circle around her lip with the shit, causing her mouth to look like a fat mexican guy's belly button.

"So I heard you gave her a dirty sanchez last night!"
"No, I went all the way around and gave her a dirty gindlesperger."

dirty gindlesperger by smoog September 29, 2007

nestle crunch 

The result of having diarrhea after eating trail mix

"You think the hershey's squirts are bad? Last night I ate a bag of trail mix and some bad hot wings ... I was dropping nestle crunch all night long."

nestle crunch by smoog July 19, 2007

beer

A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

beer by smoog August 13, 2004