Cream

Verb

1) To jiz/make a romance explosion

Noun

1) A load/romance goo

2) A rock band from the 1960s, who's music today is still loved, despite having only 4 studio albums.

A heard Crossroads on the radio today. Clapton's guitar solo made me cream my shorts.

by rogerthewhale April 8, 2013

ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007

cunt cream

Another term for Vagisil. Monistat 7 Basicaly any kind of medication to cure something for the vagina aka pussy

Dude that girl had a little extra cheese on the taco that she had to go and buy some cunt cream

by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

Not penis cream

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

by lo December 22, 2003

ice Cream Truck

A White Truck that comes around summertime around you're neighborhood to sell ice cream to everyone to keep cool.

Hey it's The ice Cream Truck!

by Ratt April 8, 2005

Oatmeal Cream Surprise

The act of concealing your license plate with an oatmeal cream pie box and running red light cameras repeatedly.

Hey man they think there gonna give us a red light ticket but instead all they'll get is an oatmeal cream surprise!!

by Timbo and R Flo August 15, 2009