Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

Conversational landmine by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012

Cloneversation 

Having the same conversation over and over again.

When someone repeatedly, and on separate occassions, tells the same story, mentions the same fact, raises the same point of argument, etc. Cloneversation applies whether or not the repeater knows they have talked about the same thing with you before.

Cloneversation by Himelz July 29, 2009

conversational onanist 

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

conversational onanist by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

conversationalist 

someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going

GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever

GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist

conversationalist by jon doen July 26, 2010

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

conversational graffitti by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Law of conservation of hardness 

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

Law of conservation of hardness by PK001 March 4, 2008

CoDversation 

When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.

Taken from combining Call of Duty, or CoD, and conversation.

Keep the CoDversation to a minimum, people, and try to focus on the goddamn war, huh?

CoDversation by Kyle E. Coyote May 17, 2009