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conversational onanist 

A term for a person who talks to themself.
My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

conversationalist 

someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going
GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever

GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
conversationalist by jon doen July 26, 2010

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall
I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

Law of conservation of hardness 

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

CoDversation 

When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.

Taken from combining Call of Duty, or CoD, and conversation.
Keep the CoDversation to a minimum, people, and try to focus on the goddamn war, huh?

Conversion Kit 

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.
Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...
Conversion Kit by s._w._ March 31, 2009