clingfling

A chick who stalks you after a one-night-stand

Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.

by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008

Clintoneous

Clintoneous defines the character of a man with the habit of cheating wife and with loose character flirting with interns, students or someone of unequal status and age.

I have a frined who is fifty plus of age and an university professor. It was revealed recently he tries to flirt wth his female students and do favor his female student giving them unusually good grades. He has been charged with sexual harassment of one of his female students.

I am now very afraid he may lose his job for his
ClINTONEOUS character.

by ABUUSA March 6, 2011

CLINTONIZED

Any reference to anything Hillary Clinton has done illegal or gotten away with.

My political rival CLINTONIZED my chances of running against them. My hard drive crashed and all my emails got CLINTONIZED . I got pulled over by the cops, but since I was a nurse the officer CLINTONIZED me.

by Wildarcher August 2, 2016

clinton

A verb used to describe something being erased, destroyed, killed.

"Ah damn, I used to have that meme, but I guess I Clintoned it."

by Anff November 8, 2016

Clingy virgin's fallacy

When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.

Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy

by fagut May 31, 2017

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Being a sexual deviant while having a girlfriend/wife.

Dude, you still having sex with Kari? You're pulling a Bill Clinton.

by Maj. A-hole March 19, 2011

level 10 clinger

Someone who lives up your ass

Sally-*leaves house to get gas*

Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"

by swaggielooooo March 24, 2016