When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.
“Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”
by Sequins11 January 7, 2025
Get the Ballas Bollocksmug. by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
Get the Squirrel Bollocksmug. by screechie July 4, 2010
Get the upstairs bollocksmug. When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”
My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”
My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
Get the Bollocksmug. by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
Get the bollock yoghurtmug. The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"
"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"
"mangies?"
"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"
"Oh right yeah, me too"
"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"
"mangies?"
"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"
"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
Get the Mango Sticky Bollocksmug. When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
Get the have some bollocksmug.