I was already upset with the slow moving traffic, but the thug boat behind me thought that everyone would move faster if they pumped their bass and laid on the horn.
by Commander Justin Case May 15, 2011

having so much faith in someone that it fills up a boat of a certain size, larger than a life boat, but smaller than a battleship
Person 1: dude, what did you get for number 69?
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam
Person 2: It's A. I have a boat of confidence that this answer is right. I saw it on Wikipedia.
Person 1: thanks fam
by captaincock April 15, 2015

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.
by King Butthole October 11, 2019

by Bigdaddy_Red March 7, 2015

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
by JDAM! July 8, 2010

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

by fuzznips March 22, 2010
