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Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task
"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"
by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019
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whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.
Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
by J-Pane March 24, 2011
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Pleasure Boatin

Pleasure boatin' is the act of sitting on one's boat; except, instead of physically traveling anywhere on the boat, the boat is free to float aimlessly around its present body of water. Although nicer boats are always preferred for this activity, pleasure boatin' can take place on anything from a raft or inner tube to a yacht. Pleasure boatin' is also strongly associated with the activities of day drinking (especially whiskey and beer) and is a popular hobby of Midwesterns living on the Great Lakes.
Visitor: "Why isn't that boat going anywhere? Those people have been sitting on it drinking ALL DAY."
Knowledgeable Midwesterner: "Oh, they're just Pleasure Boatin'."
by rainbowsrus April 24, 2011
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Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018
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Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
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a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"
"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"
by Anonymous December 12, 2006
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mas-ter-bating

when a male holds his penis and moce up and down
by kleo =) July 12, 2003
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