Boomerang Pussy
When a man breaks it off with his current girl but keeps expecting to have sexual relations with her.
Boomerang Pussy by @thatblondechick December 31, 2015
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Boomer Eggs
When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
Boomer Eggs by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
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Boomer Virus
Boomer Virus occurs when an old person tries to use modern technology. Infection takes hold when the old person enters denial and blames the technology or someone/something else for it not working, when in fact it is their own actions causing the problem.
Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)
Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)
Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)
Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)
Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)
Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)
Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)
Boomer Virus by markymint January 20, 2020
Boomer Remover
Synonym for coronavirus or COVID-19, created by the internet, since the virus is most dangerous for older people.
Friend: My grandma died because I infected her with COVID-19.
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?
Boomer Remover by WakandanCow March 25, 2020
bare-boobed
bare-boobed by uttam maharjan January 9, 2012
boomelons
A term of endearment towards friends or lovers. Guy or girl, or tranny, anyone can be a boomelons. Fun to say, hard to stop laughing once you hear it.
boomelons by scoompoompow January 2, 2011
Boomer bitch
Boomer bitch by kcinkc May 30, 2018