Person A: Uh oh, 43 more confirmed cases of Covid 19 in the United States

Person B: You mean the Boomer Virus? Only the elderly are in danger. Quit your worrying, but say a prayer for grandma and grandpa.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Boomer "I sent you an email but it was rejected, it must be your email address."
You "Boomer virus perhaps?" (The boomer had typed the email address you have linked to ebay, bank, phone and everything else in your entire life incorrectly.)

Boomer: "The DVD player doesn't work!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had not put the DVD in the player, or something equally stupid)

Boomer: "My computer just restarted by itself!"
You: "Boomer virus?" (The boomer had pressed Windows Key + X when they were trying to Copy + Paste a word document or whilst furiously deleting GILF pr0n)

Boomer: "No matter what I do, I just cannot take a photo on my mobile phone!"
You: "Did it catch a Boomer Virus?" (The boomer keeps pressing the Back button instead of the Take Photo button, because a mobile phone isn't made of ancient cogs and typewriter keys)