alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid

Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.

by notalanchian January 20, 2022

alan

A person.

Hey, alan.

by mamelao April 19, 2023

Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person

Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!

by JDR January 31, 2021

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice inside a caravan if he sees one more urban dictionary shit

Alan got Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021

pulled an alan

When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!

omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.

by am4life14 December 24, 2007

Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.

Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”

by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022