suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

pikey activity

Up to no good. doing things pikeys(travellers) are known for. I.e vandalizing, stealing

You up for some pikey activity tonight?

by The real jim kelly December 17, 2016

Activate

The initiation of Sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex. but can be used when making reference to some forms of foreplay such as Oral sex.

Boy 1 - 'I saw you leave the club with Lucy, did you activate?'
Boy 2 - 'Nah man she was on her reds'

by Hood Houdini November 27, 2018

Active puss chasing

Active puss chasing is the act of leaving your boys and or friends to chase some puss
Puss chasing means to chase after some girls in an attempt to get laid.
The men that partake in active puss chasing are often willing to leave their boys for dead to get his noodle wet

Friends standing in a group:
*Brad sees some hot college biddies*
*Brad leaves the groep without sayin anything to chase some puss*
Joey:dude wtf why he just leave like that what a soyboy?!
Carlos: You know what i call walking away from your boys like that, active puss chasing.
*Carlos prays to god so he can forgive Brad*

by 4skintim December 10, 2018

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair

Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)

by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018

Barn Activity

The act of rolling in the hay (aka sex).

Hey babe, we should do some barn activity later tonight! ;-)

by Flaring August 23, 2017