Attention seeking stone

A stone that never goes overlooked, no matter how many times it keeps telling everyone they're overlooking it, and they're going to be sorry they did.
The attention seeking stone wasn't really overlooked, it just felt like it should be getting more attention than all the other stones when it wasn't.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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attention whore!

an attention who is someone who craves attention. like emma.
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Attentioning

Bayla was not attentioning tamar
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A phrase that always follows a ragebait comment or statement when the person who said it wants to be heard.

This usually doesn't work, and will in fact often results in you getting punched, or ignored at the very least.
Guy: "Skyrim is overrated"

Crowd: "What the fuck did you just say"

Guy: "Now that I have your attention..."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 09, 2025
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Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
by metawave August 21, 2020
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Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.
Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.
by Phorkus October 19, 2016
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noa attention

aha very cute fillipino
by habeshaslayer January 04, 2024
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