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on the train of despair

To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
mugGet the on the train of despairmug.

Troll Train

Group of people trolling for the sake of lulz to be had.
Those kids just started up a Troll Train and made that woman cry!
by AfroChris July 11, 2011
mugGet the Troll Trainmug.

skype train

This is when multiple males videochat with one female on any social media or videochatting platform, most frequently Skype
Man, me and my homies ran that Skype train with Lucy all night .
by El Nino Rojo May 26, 2016
mugGet the skype trainmug.

Sky Train

The mixture of ketamine and cocaine taken together
Hey did you hear Stacy was planning on doing a sky train tonight ?
by Happy Hippie September 11, 2016
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twerk train

When a group of girls form a line and twerk aggressively on each other in the club
Shaquanda- Gurl come twerk up on me

Tramitrica- Oh shit twerk train!!

*flock of bitches joins*
by Mrs.Granese1005 January 5, 2014
mugGet the twerk trainmug.

Lame Train

The line of zombies needed kill non-human opponents in an area that is tough to access during a living dead match in Halo. Usually most zombies in a lame train act as cannon-fodder dying within a second of attacking the hiding Spartans but every now and then one is lucky enough to kill a human and turn them into a fellow zombie.
Zombie Player 1: Hey guys, these 4 noobs are camping at the end of that dead end tunnel and we need to infect them.

Zombie Player 2: Good call. Everyone form a lame train at the other end of the tunnel. We'll rush them once we're all there. They have shotguns and magnums so chances are most of us will die but one of us should be able to get them with our plasma sword.
mugGet the Lame Trainmug.

Bacon train

The winning team shouted, "It's a bacon train now, baby!"
by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011
mugGet the Bacon trainmug.

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