by Croutonkiller November 18, 2016
by Pussy_Slayer21 February 08, 2017
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019
When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight
by HAM_THUMPER December 07, 2022
When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty
by Talonghoul March 14, 2016
An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.
Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011
When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.
by ratdad209 February 04, 2023