Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

White Chocolate Mocha

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.

I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...

by Alabaster Slim March 22, 2023

Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021

Chocolate-Rain

Verb- “To hit a blunt/ joint/ bong/ or any other vesicle to smoke/vape THC back to back whilst only moving away to breath between hits.”

“Watch me CHOCOLATE-RAIN the fuck out of this water bong.”
“Don’t let him hit it. He’s a CHOCOLATE-RAINING motherfucker “

by Big Juicy Tatertot May 8, 2020

Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009