Crease Lightning

When you are wearing a shirt with bulk creases but you don't care because you are an OG who has zero care for social norms, unless your girlfriend is coming over.

Person 1 - Honor is coming around, don’t you dare say anything about my shirt. I know its creased.

Moments later - Girlfriend arrives...

Girlfriend - "Hey what have you guys been doing?"

Person 2- "Not much, hanging on the couch with crease lightning over here"

by Buzz Kant November 18, 2025

Fuel Light

Someone, usually male, but can be females or couples too, who have a profile on a hook-up or swingers website/app, but only 'come on' when they need their hormones topping up. Usually by wanking at the thought of meeting another person, but never actually doing so.

Joey never meets anyone from this app, he's just a Fuel Light - he only comes on to fill up his wank bank.

by Sausage Sandwich November 21, 2025

A lightswitch

CORRECT THOMAS! And much like you are to me, it doesn't have any sympathy for you.... It doesn't care what you say... It's just going to do whatever it does regardless of how it affects you and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. So... Drone strike the Capitol... Right?

Hym "Correct Thomas! A lightswitch! You want it to work differently. It doesn't work that way. Much like All-star Superman, when Lex Luthor has Superman's power and then loses it... If you cared about what was happening you could have already stopped it. But INSTEAD... You are lying, corrupt, piece of shit... And you will throw as many bodies in front of the trolly as it takes in the hopes that maybe it won't roll YOU over. So NO YOU ARE NOT NOBLY GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST TOO IMPORTANT... You are tossing bodies into the furnace in the hopes that it will keep you warm and alive long enough for you to get away with what you're doing. It'll kill me last. And it's way easier to steal antibiotics and Adderall from CVS was everyone but you is dead..."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Ghost lighting

Gas lighting someone into thinking they are being gas lit when in reality you are being completely honest and genuine

Ghost lighting is the modern day sarcasm

by PimpJuiceBruce December 1, 2025

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Malevolent Lightskin

What you refer to an anime character who is tanned or darker in comparison to the rest of the cast, due to either the sun kissing their skin or just being a Black person, that stands out particularly for being zesty, over the top and fucking scary. And of course, a lightskin.

"Bro Shidou hadda be one of the most devious, Malevolent Lightskin of our generation"
"Shidou??? Brudda I told you to watch Gachiakuta; Jabber, voiced by the GOAT Zeno Robinson, in all of his glory is RIGHT THERE. Steups man."

by Renaurrr December 24, 2025

Green the light

(Phrase can also be re-arranged)
to say "Light the Greens"

ay dog, I've been workin too hard, lets go light the greens.

by joshl6 April 7, 2005