Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.

Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)

by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025

Pisses in the shower

a description of something that disgusts and/or irritates you.

Person 1: "It's a cool game, right?"
Person 2: "Hell no, this game pisses in the shower!"

by thorogoldd May 8, 2025

Piss and Moonshine

A term which has origins in Shine Running, in which running can sometimes burn more fuel than the vehicle possesses, and using Moonshine(combustible) and Piss(stabilizer) to keep going, essentially meaning scraping by with what you have.

These long shifts at work have me running on piss and moonshine near the end.

by RandomRedneck May 8, 2025

Pissing in a dollar general

A saying indicating that you feel really powerful or bad ass.
Imagine taking a piss in the aisle of a dollar general, while making relentless eye contact with the cashier - pretty powerful.

I finally gave my misogynistic coworker a piece of my mind today. I feel like I'm pissing in a dollar general.

by Blameitonthealchohol May 12, 2025

Get your piss up

When someone needs to get motivated to achieve the task at hand

“Raymone looks defeated today.”

“RAYMONE GET YOUR PISS UP SON!”

by MikeHoncho77 May 15, 2025

Piss Bomb

An object that is created when one pisses into a water balloon filled with Sprite or 7-up, shaking the water balloon, and throwing it at an individual.

At the family gathering, someone replaced the water balloons with Piss Bombs and now everyone smells terrible.

by StickDih May 15, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025