pulling my pisser

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser

pulling my pisser by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

pissa

Massachusetts slang
1. Meaning cool
2. Can be used as a noun when someone does something stupid.

"That car is wicked frickin pissa"
"Dave your a pissa"

pissa by anonymous March 11, 2004

Who pissed in ur cereal 

When some one is being a bitch or a Prick you say that!

Who the hell pissed in ur cereal

Who pissed in ur cereal by Mouse December 3, 2003

pissy shitties

The act of pouring your extra large beverage of choice at the movie theater into a bucket of popcorn, this resulting in a mushy concoction.

Sarah and I shared pissy shitties with eachother last night.

pissy shitties by GloriousChicken May 4, 2016

pissed as a fart 

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably

Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!

pissed as a fart by AlexRugger May 12, 2007

pissing down 

raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is pissing down on top of you

it was pissing down so much that i decided to stay at home

pissing down by afallengod May 27, 2009

pissback 

The small yet numerous particles of urine that are reflected back at you when you pee into a urinal/toilet bowl. This phenomena usually happens when too much force is exerted when trying to force the urine out, causing the pee to have such a high velocity that when it strikes the surface (either water or porcelian) it instantly atomizes and reflects back toward the direction where it originated from.

There's all this pissback on the floor by your toilet man, clean that up.

pissback by Daddie March 22, 2007