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Merryweather fleet's here, bro! 

A quote from the GTA V mission "Derailed". The line is spoken by main protagonist Trevor Phillips. The line has a hidden meaning to those who watch DarkViperAU, a popular Twitch streamer with a fantastic beard. The line is a metaphor for repitition and it continuously torments the mind of the streamer in question.
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Who’s in Paris? 

From the popular song by Kanye and Jay-Z, ‘N*ggas in Paris’. When somebody asks you this question, beware of the answer
John: Hey Grandma, who’s in Paris?
Grandma: N*ggas
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fuck up some comma's 

Spend an obscene amount of money. Blow through so much dough to the point that it must be in the thousands to use at least one comma in the number of digits, as in $10K is $10,000.00 (that would be fuckin up ONE comma, now image what it'd be like to Fuck up some comma's). So an example of Fuck up some comma's would be like spending 10K one night, then 40K the next night back to dropping another 5K on something else. Dropping money in the thousands.
Bitch, I'm on a new level, bout to go to Vegas and fuck up some comma's!

hippo's yawn 

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.
trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil
hippo's yawn by MrCasual January 6, 2011

Gandhi's flip-flop 

Extremely dry. Lacking any moisture.
The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*

Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll 

The superior form of whomst’dve.
With this new knowledge you can impress your friends at a party or impress loved ones and make them inferior to you.
Guy 1: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es’ll took my weed brownies?!
Guy 2: Looks like you have bamboozled me again.