clean that shit

Smoking/Vaping dank out of a glass piece. Refers to the smoke that gathers in a glass piece when you start sucking on dat shit.

bitch: lemme hit this shit

*vapor gathers inside water pipe*

faggot: yo clean that shit nigga

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

by Annafc May 31, 2016

Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012

no shit dora

something you use when youur dumbass friend says smth that is obvious asf

1:super straight people must be cancelled
2:no shit dora

by cancelsuperstraightbitches May 1, 2021

shit domes

Ass condoms that collect your shit much like condoms collect sperm. Ensuring a shitless pair of pants.

Hey man, don't forget to bring your shit domes! Just in case you shit yourself!

by Dunner4142 January 23, 2016

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023