2 definitions by Hobo from Hell
When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
by Hobo from Hell March 17, 2012
When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.
My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.
by Hobo from Hell March 20, 2012