Travels With Charley

A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.

That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.

by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018

Travel Shattered

feeling tired and confused after traveling long distances, or through multiple time zones

We just got back from our trip, after the 12 hour drive we were travel shattered.

by Guerra661 February 17, 2025

Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by anonymous October 13, 2020

travelism

when you discriminate against people who travel during a pandemic

I've been a victim of travelism by Alex for going to another state on vacation.

by ornatemustache January 4, 2021

Travel + Leisure

a travel magazine based in New York City, New York.

In 2021, Wyndham Destinations acquired Travel + Leisure from Meredith Corporation

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Travel

To absent-mindedly take personal possessions and on an adventure, making them hard to track down when you need them.

Shit, I've travelled my keys somewhere again. To what unknown place have I taken them?"

by martypoop February 2, 2021

Space travel

I just remembered I was supposed to do a thing on why this is dumb but then I saw a clip of Eric Weinstein saying a thing that I'm pretty sure I've already said about space travel (Which was that to travel through space in a way that's meaningful we'd need to entirely reconceptualize how we view movement through space time) and I kind of beat myself to the punch by proxy. Which is... irritating... Preempted by my own brilliant mind. I could be getting the chronology of events wrong BUT if I was getting credit for my own ideas that wouldn't be an issue now would it? Because my receipts are a matter of public record and YOU KNOW which ideas you got from me and vice-versa.

Hym "Does anyone else remember the space travel thing? Other than Eric? Because that's why space travel is dumb. Now at least. And it made me think that maybe quantum entanglement had something to do with the solution but apparently that doesn't work. So, yeah. Fruitless. Pointless. And Mars sucks. Why would I want to go there and be one of Elon's Mars emerald mine slaves?"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023