Urban Tomato

An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.

Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely

by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

Spicy tomato

A sexually attractive person

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.

by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016

heinz tomato ketchup

It's our Sun ripened toatoes

heinz tomato ketchup is red

by Blackswordsmen March 16, 2017

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex

Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato

by Happy1245 February 18, 2018

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018