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Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.
Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?
by Yon Mon May 26, 2011
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Rosetta Stoned

-Blazed while listening to a Rosetta stone recording, or any language learning recording.
-Bro I was so Rosetta stoned while listening to my Spanish recording last night.
-I learned Vietnamese while I was Rosetta stoned yesterday.
by rosetta.stonedd January 29, 2015
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Stove

Fear causing, tremble making, hand quivering nightmare!
"You better stay away from that stove, dont wanna drop your drink."
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Stoneder

What you get when you stop smoking marijuana and then start again.

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!
If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!
by sacksmoker June 1, 2014
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Stomedy

Guess who it is, guess again, wrong! It's Stomedy!
by lordofgorhang August 26, 2017
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Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.
"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!
by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010
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stoned

the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying
i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for
by k0o47 February 27, 2008
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