Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

squabs

Squabs are similiar to skills but are specifically picking up chicks and boardriding skills. Also can mean cojones or props if used in different context. For the record this term was coined by my cousin Jesse from nebraska when we were taggin' some waves in cali a couple summers ago.

"Dude check out Julio, that brah's got mad squabs."
or "Dude, I can't believe you tagged Natalie. Squabs bro."
or "You better have some serious squabs if you even wanna try surfing pipe."

by WildBill April 23, 2006

squib

a spray of liquid substance.

when one squibs some perfume onto themselves

by yolande June 24, 2004

Squigs n skimp

a fat kid who will never turn down an opportnity to get food.

Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass

by Horatio Sanchez May 19, 2003

squiblem

Anything in the world uses include insults so your freinds never know what you just called them

dude you stole my car your a squiblem

by hablam(zach D.) March 2, 2008

Squibbly Jibblet

A state of being, which results in lack of proper brain function and or foolish behaviour. This combined with a bit of excess shit build up, festering in a man or womens anal beard that has started to grow mould.

That man that I went home with last night was such a squibbly jibblet!

by Lucky Ducky Lu, Silky Muff May 21, 2009

Squib

A "land squid"; used in reference to a slimy person with no backbone or courage.

"Uhg! Couldn't wait to get away from that defense lawyer. What a squib!"

by similacrum#32 June 1, 2017