Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 20, 2009

Vietcong piss sniper

A Vietcong soldier who hides in the trees and pisses on US soldiers as they walk under the tree

Person 1: is that rain

Person 2: do you think it’s a Vietcong piss sniper

Person 3: they’re in the fucking trees

by Ramranch81 March 6, 2019

One Eyed Sniper

A One Eyed Sniper is a term for someone in CS:GO or Valorant who entry peeks on either Ct (Defenders) or t (Attackers) with only the Marshal/ SSG 08.
They claim that they will entry frag someone and when they don't they try to find an excuse

Estyx : Oh watch this, imma pull an one eyed sniper
*Estyx gets one frag and dies*
Team : Well done you achieved nothing

by Estyx October 15, 2021

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Sniper

Someone in school or university who takes every opportunity to work excessively hard to put on the display of greatness. Can be in the context of academics, sports, video games, or just about anything else.

-John is such a sniper! He wrote a four page essay on the origins of algebra just to suck up to the calculus teacher!
-Oh my god I just got sniped by Jeff in basketball. He beat me 13-zip.

by stheballer October 22, 2015

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022