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sprinter

a season that falls between winter and spring in New England and Canada. Consists of snow in April. It ends around mid-April, usually.
This sprinter is confusing me. It's causing Donna and Josh to think we're getting snow on Monday when we're really getting rain.
by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008
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Spinner

A female of such tiny frame and size it would be possible to spin her 360 degrees during sex
A spinner is for example Someone under 5 ft and with a size 6 frame. Easy to spin during sexual intercourse with even the weakest hand
by its just a spot of YP April 28, 2011
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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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Spitter

When people share crap links or tiny or malicious URLs using Twitter, it is spam. Twitter + Spam = Spitter!
I would sure like to trust the URLs that my Twitter friends are tweeting about but when they are shortened, using services like bit.ly its hard to tell if I am looking at Spitter.
by notinLA June 23, 2009
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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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spinkter lips

One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.
I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.
by Don O Rama May 23, 2008
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spintranet

Your corporate intranet, where you can read the official company spin. 'Nuf said.

(Derivation: from sp-intranet, where the sp is shorthand for Sharepoint.)
Check the spintranet if you're not sure of the official dress code.
by pretzlboy April 30, 2011
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