coconut shovel

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after

I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.

by CumChubbs May 14, 2015

Clear Shower

A golden shower from a well hydrated man

Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot

by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

mild shower

when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs

that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy

her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower

yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower

by mildshower June 16, 2017

Bush Shower

When you're having sex, pull out, and cum on her bush and then you piss on her bush to shower it off.

Danny blew such a big load that Diane needed a bush shower to clean up.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Bellsbank Shower

The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!

This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.

Me. I’m just going to the shop
You. But you’re stinking

Me. It’s ok, I’ll have a Bellsbank Shower

by Nuwavedave June 13, 2019

Arizona Shower Door

A man who can only cum when their wife farts on their reading glasses.

"By the way, full disclosure, I can't even cum unless my wife farts on my reading glasses. Now that's my thing, that's my thing...we call it an Arizona Shower Door." - Derek Sheen, Professional Comedian, Macho Caballero album

by Allimac July 18, 2020

Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.

These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...

by Sircheesus June 3, 2021