Wrg Sext #

When a Cheating woman sexting her lover on the side punches the wrong phone # and sends it to another .

Guy-Hey I don't recognize this # with a text message.

Wife-Leme see that.

Message reads-Hey my bf is out of town again want to come over and play ?

Wife-Oh iam calling this bitch!

Guy-Hey I swear Thats a Wrg Sext #

by troubledemon March 1, 2010

shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

Sextant

A person who as sexual intercourse with an animal or objects, such as baloons.
A person who perfers sex with a doll rather than a person.

"A man was having sex with a stuffed animal"
"Man, He's a sextant"

by John Joseph February 8, 2007

sextastic

Copious amounts of sex

Justin Berryman lives a sextastic life.

by jbird March 15, 2004

Sexta

Sexta is the perverted version of Santa Claus, who instead of coming to leave presents, he comes to have sex with moms.

"Ok, kids, better get to bed because you don't want Santa not to come…(and mommy doesn't want Sexta to not come make her cum…)"

by real-diculous April 27, 2016

FB Sexting

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010