seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 31, 2007

Setrosexual

Coined by Simon Sheena in November 2006.
Being inbetween a hetrosexual and metrosexual. A man that looks after himself but not to the extent of being classified as a metrosexual. It can be considered a lighter form of metrosexuality. Note: A setrosexual does not mean a closet homosexual. A setrosexual has only interests in himself and women. A man who attempts to look his best at all times, one that takes pride in his apperance.

Girl 1 - "Wow, this guy is so cute but he does focus on himself alot, do you think he's...?"
Girl 2 - "no way, he can't be, his interests are purely in women or himself"
Girl 1 - "yeh, he must be Setrosexual then"

by Simon Sheena November 11, 2008

Off-Season Drama

The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.

Justin sure is loving this off-season drama, isn't he? He should wait at least until school starts...

by Sinead Grabbert September 1, 2005

proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...

As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.

by igottago... July 29, 2011

comeback season

Drakes mixtape referring to his return . Often in late October thru November.

It's Comeback season.

by Coooooolio June 23, 2015

Dip season

When you message someone (text, snapchat, dm etc.) and they open it or read it and don't respond.

Sophia- Yo last night I was snapchatting dylan after he sent me a ton of Snapchats. He opened it and didn't reply until this morning.
Hannah- dip season?
Sophia-Yeah I was honestly so annoyed because he was starting a conversation with me and now he's just ignoring me.

by Harktheharoldflising February 23, 2017

Big boy season

The time of the year when it starts getting cold that women will get wit bigger men for warmth

Friend 1: your boyfriend a big boy
Friend 2: it’s cold out here and he my snuggle bear 🥰
Friend 1: oh right it’s big boy season

by Zg6 October 28, 2019