Skip to main content

Schnucker

A person who almost exclusively shops at Schnucks
What a Schnucker! They won't even go to Whole Foods!
by Family Shopper October 31, 2019
mugGet the Schnucker mug.

Schmuck

Your a schmuck you bastard
by Abdinasirthefazekid November 6, 2019
mugGet the Schmuck mug.

Schmuck

Albie is a schmuck
by Elvi14 April 5, 2020
mugGet the Schmuck mug.

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
mugGet the Schmucker's Goober Jelly mug.

Schmluck

Im going to Schmluck you at night
by Schmluck May 31, 2020
mugGet the Schmluck mug.

Schmluck

Hey baby girl im gonna Schmluck you tonight
by Schmluck May 31, 2020
mugGet the Schmluck mug.

schlunkerpong

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.
by schlunker king September 21, 2020
mugGet the schlunkerpong mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email