road rules 

A show on MTV that has gained popularity. People travel from one place to another completing missions and earning pieces of a crest, tattoo, etc., and when they do they earn a prize.

Dude, did you see the new episode of road rules last night?

road rules by HeyHeyHey July 27, 2003

Road Kill 

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??

Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"

Road Kill by Shaggerman January 13, 2009

Road head 

When the pavement in front of a car forms into a giant head with spikey teeth and devours said car, crushing the life out of anyone inside.

Josh: How'd Tim die?

Greg: Road head got another one.

Josh: That's the fifth one this week!

Road head by Magnesium Sulfide September 29, 2009

Road Trash 

Road trash is considered the ultimate right of passage for never-gonna-be-famous alternative band members who get drunk on really cheap beer & sleep with ugly or fat or stupid or just hilariously devoted groupies, while on the road.

The key to a girl being real Road Trash is that she is someone the band member would never sleep with in their hometown but proudly displays his conquest to his other equally drunk band mates when they are on the road.

Never mind that the band member is probably a scrawny, short, pock marked uber nerd. His willingness to sleep with a girl that is so obviously beneath him by his band mate's standards is proof that he is "one of us" and willing to go to any lengths just to sleep in a real bed & keep the band on the road, doing their gigs.

Rotten Johnny sleeps with a chubby drunk girl he met at a Frat house party where his band played and he proudly shows his friends the pics the girl posted on his Facebook page. Back home, his beautiful, successful, loyal girlfriend waits patiently for his return from the road, knowing that bedding Road Trash is just a way to get the band from one gig to the next.

Road Trash by mindnoise August 4, 2010

road domes 

Oral sex while driving

I got road domes

road domes by blahblahhohoho June 27, 2009

road rules 

stupid white show on mtv where they put 6 white people and let them win lots of prizes and money

road rules sucks

road rules by Anonymous July 28, 2003

road riding 

The act of riding a road-designed bicycle on the road. Road riders differ from off-road cyclists in that they are terrified of not having an audience and are very image conscious. They generally see themselves as more sophisticated or more "european" that the general populace.

road riding is gay. see those road riders? they are gay. road riders spent mucho dollars to look gay.

road riding by kenthenonroadrider September 8, 2006