pocket mail

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

by terribly talmage February 21, 2008

Pocket Boyfriend

Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.

The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.

boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*

by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010

Actin outta pocket

Phrase used for when someone is acting out of line.

Friend: Yo, I saw your girl kissing another dude.

You: Man, that hoe actin outta pocket again!

by El Bori November 9, 2017

clowns pocket

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

by Paddy October 21, 2003

Pocket Fuck

(Verb) - when someone is wearing a shirt with a pocket and you repeatedly shove your hand in and out of the pocket.

When Dale walks by, I'm going to pocket fuck him and get his nip nip real good!!

by The gingerbeardman July 2, 2015

pocket sage appreciation day

october 9th is pocket sage appreciation day. A pocket sage is a sage (a character from valorant who is a healer) who only heals you. So appreciate your pocket sages.

omen:“happy pocket sage appreciation day bro”
sage:“thanks bro”

by pocketsageforomen October 8, 2021

Pocket Spy

Pocket Spy is the only mobile smartphone application that has "GPS Cloak" powered by U.S. Patent Pending Locus iControl technology which enables users on a social network to keep their true location, or "Ghost Lōc", private but still broadcast a fake location to the shared social network map.

Pocket Spy users become "Ghosts on the Grid"

by Creepmode April 29, 2009