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purple funk

(adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
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Purple Box

A box in which one puts all their BDSM supplies (i.e. rope, gags, whips, chains, collars, strap on , chastity devices and more)
Hey, I heard you and your wife have a purple box?

Yeah, its totally wicked.

Hey I'll bring my purple box tonight ;) !
by The Caged World August 20, 2019
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Precious Purple

Very dark skinned female/male, just less dark than blik. Often associated with purple hued extremities.
Look at Shelly's new girlfriend; she ain't blik, she's precious purple.
by Nigell Tufnell January 5, 2018
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The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."
by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020
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Purple Hearter

Someone who is a BTS ARMY but lowkey doesn’t like the association with Twitter ARMY... have y’all seen twt army’s attitudes??
“Did you see that Twitter ARMY link their fancam under *insert literally anything*?”

“Yes! There’s a reason why I left Twitter. Thank god I’m a Purple Hearter ‘cause this is out of hand.”
by Trainer Hoseok July 13, 2020
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Purple Pop

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.
That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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Purple dome

The deeper coloured head of an erect penis. Domed like darth vaders helmet.
by Gateboy February 17, 2017
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