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Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.
Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.
by teitezzy January 3, 2011
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Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants
Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest
by BlackSteel December 2, 2010
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Poon Harbour

The name of said persons genitals who gets all the poon
Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"
by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011
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Pocoon

Discovered in Lorton, Virginia, a Pocoon is a hybrid possum (opposum) /Raccoon mix.
The pocoon has the head, jaws and sharp teeth of the possum, yet has the fur covered body and colorations of the racoon. Also distintive is the tail, as it is bare like a possoms, but sports a striped tuff, like a racoon at the end.

Since the initial sighting in 1999, there are no other known, unknown or imagined occurances of this species.
I was walking back from Multiplex and from out of nowhere a half-oppossom, half-raccoon ran into the middle of the path! It can only be described as a Pocoon!!!

Hey, that Pocoon just ate my cheetos!

Wow, did you see the size of that Pocoon!
by DoYoBelieve June 19, 2011
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Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"
by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012
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Poonami-Tsunami

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.
Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.
by gingginggingging September 7, 2013
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Poon Shadow

When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.
"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."
by r8dersjc January 8, 2014
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