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tap pipe 

To be the pitcher; to insert your penis in another man's anus.
(While watching 'There Will be Blood')

Dave: "I want to be the guy with the sledgehammer."
Travis: "I want to tap pipe."

This can be reprased as follows:

Dave: "It seems to me that the fellow with the sledgehammer has the prefered task out of the people present in this scene."

Travis: "It seems to me that I would enjoy inserting my penis in another man's anus."

tap pipe by Matt R ' April 17, 2008

Alaskian pipeline 

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
Alaskian pipeline by chamelion June 27, 2006

brown pipe 

i took john up the brown pipe.

pipe tobacco 

A pleasant-tasting, aromatic, and non-addictive smoking material, particularly good when flavored with molasses in the cavendish process. Once a nearly ubquitous pratice, especially (though not exclusively) among men, pipe-smoking is probably the least-dangerous and best-tasting way to enjoy tobacco.
I packed some of this imported cavendish pipe tobacco into the bowl of my best briar, and sat down with a good book.
pipe tobacco by Bulldog77 January 17, 2008

water pipe 

Yo, bro pass the water pipe!
water pipe by brovaquack March 27, 2011