noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 28, 2019

Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.

Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.

by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Noodle Sanchez

A floppy noodle that smells like poop.

Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.

by Casey317 April 27, 2022

spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 6, 2011

noodle regret

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.

Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.

by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011