Purr Monster

little bastard kitty who runs around purring everywhere who also likes shitting and pissing on pillows.

ricky and bubbles were at cory trevors convince store and saw shit rock aka the purr monster was getting into all the mustard and pop tarts causing a shit storm

by bubblespacekitty March 17, 2011

jelly monster

Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.

Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.

by downsouthman2 December 10, 2013

manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling

You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.

by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004

Penis Monster

A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.

Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.

by Edwin Wiggins March 1, 2010

Curdled Menstrual Chunks

A mentrual flow that has passed its expiration date and has become rife with mold, bile and excretory chunks.

I tried to eat out Michelle, but her lack of hygiene, combined with the time of the month, resulted in my getting a mouthful of curdled menstrual chunks.

by TastyChunks January 7, 2010

Monster Mash

Two ugly people having sex.

Dude, I'd hate to imagine your parents doing the monster mash.

by John Knopp April 25, 2006

menstool cycle

When a group of guys are together for a period of time, their poops synchronize.

Some of my guy friends and I have noticed that when we go on road trips or just general vacations where we spend a lot of time together, we all get on the same pooping "cycle." After a few days together, we always end up having to poop at the same time -- sort of the male equivalent of women and the menstrual cycle. Our question: Is there a name for this phenomenon?

Sports Guy-The Menstool cycle?

by Polartank13 April 1, 2008