cold megan

when a male shits in a bag, freezes it, then while having sex with a girl sticks it in her ass

She squealed when i gave her the ole cold megan

by Nic March 25, 2004

Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.

John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.

by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

Megan

such a funny and caring girl - may have some acne and glasses but who cares shes beautiful and deserves a man

omigurd mEgan!

by eckd January 19, 2019

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Megan Malley

An Amazing Girl. Beautiful long brown hair and brown eyes. Tall and has nice legs. Shes an amzing girlfriend and has nice curves. I love Megan so much.

Person 1 : Look at that girl

Person 2 : Shes a Megan Malley

by Bobby601 January 2, 2012

Megan

A female who hates to be confused with a "lady." A strong-minded woman who understands when something needs to be accomplished and will go above and beyond to get the job done. Awkward around other females because she doesn't share the same affinity for shopping or shoes or clothes. Loves working on cars and spending time with good friends. Pretends to be fine when really she is dying inside. Hates her outward appearance, has a hard time accepting compliments, cares deeply about her friends' welfare.
One of the guys, because she holds the key to understanding women, a male mentality wrapped inside a woman's mind.

Sailor 1: Megan is the exception that proves the rule, right?

Sailor 2: Yeah, I like hanging out with her, she's great. She's one of the guys, you know?

by thesharpiebandit February 7, 2010

meganphillips

Beautiful and perfect woman. Term is commonly used in North-Eastern states to refer to someone who has no words to describe them, because they are just that good.

"You see her? She's so meganphillips."

by Antonioooooo December 14, 2008