Umpa Lumpa

N. A giant sea turtle that when kissed by a fairy princess becomes a chicken leg. Once eaten and digested it becomes fesces. If the fesces is lucky enough to be spread onto a field of cocoa plants the plants will absorb the initial energy derived from swimming through the ocean for 200 years and will become an umpa lumpa plant. This plant must then go through a rigorous inspection process which enables only the stongest of umpa lumpa's to not be cast into the hog feed. Once through inspection, the umpa lumpa is given a host body and put to work in the cocoa factory.

The umpa lumpa is a carnivore.

by The Gentle Lion December 28, 2005

lumper

Circa 2003, Frederick, MD. A lumper is when you pass-gas only to have the excretion interupted by an unexpected turd.

Tim was so excited that he went to pass-gas, and to his suprise, felt a "lumper".

by KMA December 9, 2004

Umpa-Lumpa

A female U.S. Marine. They are short, wide, annoying and look funny. They wear two-piece suits(Marine Corps Camaflauge- blouse and trousers.) Their hair is all puffed up.

Wow! Look at that Umpa-Lumpa crossing the barracks! Why did she join??!!

by Jarhead0311 November 7, 2008

pp lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

"she's so fat" = "Is that her pp lump growing?"

by bellevue citizen May 8, 2004

lump ass

When a girl has a wallet, phone, pack of cigarettes, etc. in the back pocket of her tight-fitting jeans, thus causing an odd protrusion from her butt.

Jamie: Man, if that girl is gonna wear such tight jeans she better upgrade to a smaller phone!
Christina: Yeah, shes got some seriousss lump ass!

by Nathan T April 1, 2008

Lumpkin

a fat chronic blunt

yo kid, I can't wait til I get out of class early so I can chill at home and smoke a lumpkin to the head.

by Zany Zane January 23, 2014

Umpa-Lumpa

cheep workers, most commonly used to make chocolate. while not very pleasant to look at the due to their midget/woman/transvestite appearance they do have some catchy rhymes.

example 1

bob: "Hey dude just hire some Mexicans to dig the ditch"

mark: "Naw man ima get some Umpa-Lumps there cheeper"

example 2

bill: "listen to them spook's singin their nigger work song"

hank: "i reckon them Umpa-Lumpa can sing also huh"

by Matt from Downey ca April 10, 2010