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Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar
It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage
by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018
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The 5th Kind

Penetraion.
Last night i totally got some...the 5Th kind!!!
by wasssssupppp December 13, 2009
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the REAL kind

by i’m “different” February 24, 2019
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
mugGet the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug.

both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Woman-kind

Mankind, but without the "man". Should be called woperchild instead, 2.1/10
Lesbian Feminist: I'm going to complain online for woman-kind!
Redpilled dude: zoo-wee-mama!
by dongdong1 April 12, 2021
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pearl is so kind

"pearl is so kind", said by tiktok user indigo, on a video where pearl complimented her step sister's dress.

pearl is a fictional character in movies "pearl" (2022) and "X" (2022) and has killed around 7 people
pearl: my paralyzed dad and my responsible mother are so annoying. i wish they were dead so i could become a chorus girl.
indigo: pearl is so kind!
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
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