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Uppercunternutter with Jelly

When a man smooshes an entire fluffernutter with strawberry jelly sandwich in his fist while a woman lays spread eagle in front of him. He proceeds to repeatedly fist her in the vagina with the sandwich still crushed in his hand.
Chris: Yo, I gave Susie an uppercunternutter with jelly last night.
BJ: Was it good?
Chris: It jammed her up
by Susie_Qsie November 18, 2018
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Jelly Belly

A fat man with no muscle, and only jelly.
by Mary_Moo (: November 10, 2009
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
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Jellyfam

When you spin a basketball in a rotating motion off the backboard in order to get it from anyplace on the backboard into the hoop
Peyton: Would you rather get an ankle-breaker and miss the basket, or get an And 1 jellyfam?
Anthony: Definitely an And 1 Jellyfam
by Peeayeton January 10, 2017
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jelly fucking

"I wont ever let anyone know I have a fetish for jelly fucking"
by Megan--] July 22, 2006
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jelly bracelets

A thin plastic bracelet. Being as old as i am i can't bellieve that there are new hiddend meanings o something i have been wearing since the 80's. i am a teacher and as i was driving down the street the other i had a young man honk at me and ask if he could snap my red bracelet. i had no idea what he was talking about and when i found out i got really offended. i am really not sure who started this hidden meaning thing but to all of you little children who are sexually frusterated and hate your dull boring lives invent your own style, find your own hidden meanings in things you create and leave my culture and age group out of it. Get a life.
I wear about 50 jellies every day in color that are important to me. My friends and i trade jellies as signs of our friendship.
by Penny Lane December 18, 2003
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Jellyfish

A weak and scared man with no heart or a brain who acts like a tough guy. However, they are clearly see through and you can see through their bullshit and weak ass act they're putting on.
Hey Henry, stop acting like you're a wise guy. You're a jellyfish, I could see straight through your lying ass.
by Lorenzo The Great July 15, 2021
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