ipod

ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.

Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!

Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!

Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......

by foursouls1 May 12, 2009

iPerbole

The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.

Claims that the iPhone will change the world are all part of the iPerbole surrounding the cultish company.

by Mark Hengel January 15, 2007

iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 8, 2009

ipecac challenge

Performed in front of a large number of people between 2 or more people. Ipecac is ingested and the first to puke loses. A wager MUST be made beforehand.

John has lost over $10,000, his anal virginity, and the ability to see because of every ipecac challenge he lost.

by joe111111 July 27, 2006

ipidooma

Acronym for I Pulled It Directly Out Of My Ass. Used frequently in the business world (OK, maybe not so frequently). Indicates that little thought went into providing an answer, etc. Similar to swag, Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

Boss: "This estimate is way off, how did you come up with it?"

Lackey: "IPIDOOMA!!"

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TV Viewer: "This show is stupid, how did you come up with the plot?"

TV Executive: "IPIDOOMA!!"

by Hugh J Jass November 25, 2007

iPodiatry

1. Using an iPod.
2. Using MP3 to isolate oneself from ones environment and the people in it.
3. The culture of the iPod.

1. "I was like Ripping CDs, man. My whole weekend was like fully gone on iPodiatry!"

2. Police say the victims calls for help went unnoticed due to iPodiatry.

3. Industry analysts predict the new implant, when combined with high bandwidth local wireless networks, will finally spell the end of iPodiatry.

by gillfish February 20, 2009