Gordon

an avoirdupois unit of weight equal to seven baby seals (4,20.0 kg), divided into three men, used for ordinary commerce.

Mark: "Man, I just took the shit of a lifetime. I feel three Gordons lighter.

by Soulja Boyz October 16, 2008

Gordo

A popular English dance which involves brushing one's shoulders and waving one's hands in front of oneself in a rotary manner.

1
Barry and Mair are dancing the gordo.

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I love dancing the gordo and would definitely agree with the statement that the gordo is the best dance ever to be danced.

by JuPitEer December 1, 2009

Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name

Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back

by Russtylerhommie September 2, 2011

Gordon Brown

When driving, you wave someone through with a smile when really you're swearing at them under your breath for not letting you pass.

That was a Gordon Brown!

by Labour lover May 5, 2010

Gordonk

Anything you want it to be

The Gordonk Strikes Back
Raiders of the Lost Gordonk
I Shot the Gordonk
Gordonk's Delight

by Bubb Rubb November 5, 2003

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gordon

A guy who is pansexual and a drag queen.
Typically likes animes such as tokyo ghoul and seven deadly sins.

Jim: *points to another guy* he's a Gordon.
Paul: i know right?!?!?!?
The Gordon in question who speaks in a normal voice but uses ectreme hand jestures: damn right honey, i'm so queer i can't walk straight.

by Seventh_deadly_sin December 4, 2018