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Goon Box 

Colloquial term for cask wine. Common among young Australians due to it's high alcohol content and low cost. Also referred to as a box of goon.
I brought a Goon Box. We are gonna get so smashed!
Goon Box by Chanel_5 January 2, 2011
Related Words

Goon Dog 

People who are known to consistently consume goon are colloquially known in Australia as Goon Dogs. Such people often claim to actually enjoy the taste of the boxed wine, thus usually making them masters of Goon of Fortune.
"Fuck me, Andrew is such a goon dog"

goon sack 

Dreadful cheap wine which many Aboriginals and Australian youths get plastered on. Comes in silver bag (sack).
Gazza, get your goon sack out.
goon sack by Kempsey December 29, 2008

goon squad 

Two or more gentlemen employed by a mob boss, labor union, politician, or other disreputable sod to rough people up, break their legs, or bust their chops.
Senator Kennedy sent his goon squad to visit the man who kept sending him postcards of Chappaquiddick.

Goon Punch 

n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.

Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice

Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
Goon Punch by Danielkjoyce July 10, 2010

goon shit 

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.
You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.
goon shit by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020