goon of fortune

A game played by western sydney people where they hang a bag of goon off the washing line aka hillshoist then everyone stands around it and spins it and whoever it stops in front if has to drink the goon for 5 seconds.

(At a party) Yo its time for some goon of fortune!

by Anthony1 February 7, 2007

straight goon

Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.

That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.

by energy turtle May 2, 2008

Goon

Rap therapist, blog having, good fashion wearing hoodlum. Follows "the rap" and "the hip hop." Seeks guidance from Das Racist and Kanye West

Have you seen Kanye West's dick? It's on Goon.us

by GetRealPF May 9, 2011

Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016

Boon Goons

A group of young men from Brunswick Georgia. They roll in a pack somewhat like a gang. The Boon Goons are young bucks looking for trouble. They are very organized with individual people to carry out daily routines. Such as a do-work driver (Van Brad), computer specialist (Colbocon), and even a party planner (Gavnasty).

The Boon Goons are force that will carry on for many days.

Current President/CEO-Boon Goon Armani

I was waiting with a crowd of people to see the fight go down and everybody was all riled up.... and then the Boon Goons pulled up in the P-Mag and all was silent.

by Kevin Gough April 18, 2010

ghetto goon

a boy who has nothing better to do than post up on a wall and holla at girls cuz he thinks he's the shiznit

Dang, the ghetto goons kepep cumin back even after we diss them

by ViciousMiss November 6, 2003

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006