Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

by paleface May 1, 2006

googled

When you look something up on the search engine known as google. For example a website, person or a thing. Usually pertaining to a spur of the moment thing while in an online conversation.

Person A: Yea so, did you go to that site i told you about?
Person B: Yea, but you didn't give me the address so i googled it.

Person 1: I googled your name last night and you wont believe what i found.
Person 2: why were you googling my name?

by No r. September 17, 2006

Google Voice

a service that allows its users to manage their incoming and outgoing calls and to setup custom voicemail messages for groups or individuals.

see also: GVoice

Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.

by NUMBER4940s July 22, 2009

Googleation

The excitement you feel when you’ve successfully googled to find the information you were searching for

"I couldn't contain my googleation when I found the definition for this word!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment blog.

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Googledout

The feeling after having spent the last few hours Googling everything you ever wanted to Google and now you're exhausted.

I checked every variation on fun places to go for our vacation, and now I'm googledout.

by JeanneInABottle August 17, 2010

Googleclipse

Describes the predicament in which one is unable to Google a term because another term has clogged the search results.

I tried to see if Google Chat has a 'buzz' function, but I faced an intractable Googleclipse from Google Buzz.

by rpa4 January 26, 2011