In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."
I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.
by officerat July 13, 2009
Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 21, 2012
by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 09, 2020
Regular Verb; transitive.
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
To tie a brick to the male donkey's genitalia in order to step onto it so that the animal squeezes his rectum around the person's penis. It is a common practice of the Colombian Caribbean Coast and northern regions of Brazil in which male teenagers (sometimes adult men) subjugate donkeys to have sex with them. It is considered a cultural practice in the Colombian Caribbean Coast that determines whether a teenager has become a "real man"; people have attributed it an aphrodisiac connotation assuring that it enlarges the size of the penis. Its name comes from the Spanish calque "chancletear" (to flip-flop).
Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
by aBAND-ONEd April 08, 2004
Saying you support the military and then cutting its' funding for troops' supplies and veteran healthcare plans.
Saying there is no need for a 9/11 comission, refusing to co-operate with them, and then promising to ensure that all of their recommendations are implemented after congradulating their hard work.
Lowering air and water standards and calling it "The Clean Air and Water Act".
Campaigning as a pro-life politician, chipping away at abortion rights, but also saying that Roe v. Wade should remain intact.
Using FOX News to label your opponent a flip-flopper when you yourself live in a waffle house built on lies, blood, and oil.
ETC. ETC. ETC.
Saying there is no need for a 9/11 comission, refusing to co-operate with them, and then promising to ensure that all of their recommendations are implemented after congradulating their hard work.
Lowering air and water standards and calling it "The Clean Air and Water Act".
Campaigning as a pro-life politician, chipping away at abortion rights, but also saying that Roe v. Wade should remain intact.
Using FOX News to label your opponent a flip-flopper when you yourself live in a waffle house built on lies, blood, and oil.
ETC. ETC. ETC.
by moogledr August 16, 2004