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Farmer Five

The farmer five is a term that relates to the television availability in rural areas of the country.

Typically the local free access channels that gives us our weather, sports and local news.
Most often they are PBS, NBC, ABC, CBS and FOX.
The farmer five is all that is available to us in the areas where we cannot get cable, internet or not have the money for the satellite.
by Mrs.Chicken2 December 2, 2016
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Five head

Five head: The term you give someone in which she an unusually large forehead induced from radiation. Commonly used as a insult or horrible nickname
Five head an unusually large forehead derogitry term

Shut the fuck up fivehead no-one gives two fucks about you and your needle to ass, boyfriend's issues
by Kermit1234 August 7, 2016
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Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
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Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief
I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime
by Vasis March 24, 2011
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Five and two

Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
by Litfreak June 25, 2018
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The Five Knights

A group of wild, insane, weird and creepy friends who're are dorks and formed a group named the 5 knights one day in grade 5 and still use it to this day cause they be weird!!!
- who are those freaks running around the school yard like weirdos

- the five knights they weird

- ya no duh!

*joins the group in their fun*
by Movi3junki3_42 May 19, 2017
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Five-Teen

Five-Teen lasts for fifteen years.

This is the age that parents can refer to their kids (mostly Daughters) as being.

It is all encompassing in the age range of five to twenty years of age.

It can either be a younger child whom is yet a teenager, acting out in ways that make them seem older than they are.

It is also used to describe a teenager who is acting like a little kid.

Usually it is not a compliment whatever.
"My kid acts like they are Five-Teen years old"
by ChanceOmatic January 11, 2018
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